Ze Germans Are Mad At Me

Immediately after I boasted that Ms. Franco was the second hottest olympian I came across four German olympiads who posed for Playboy and have moved a leg up on the "hottest women" of the Olympics.
The not-safe-for-work pictures can be found at this German Playboy site.

The Spoiler translated the information on the women:

Petra Niemann is competing in her third Olympiad, and sailing is her game. “I’ve been working hard with my psychologist,” she told Playboy, as if to suggest this had something to do with sport or being naked.

Kayaker Nicole Reinhardt is one of Germany’s best hopes for gold in Beijing, and is grateful that her sport is about technique, so the “dickere und kräftigere” (”butch”) ladies have nothing on her svelte frame.

Romy Tarangul, just 20-years-old, has sadly been eliminated from the Judo competition already. Tsk.

Katharina Scholz is a field hockey starlet, and also a WAG of ex-national hockey captain Oliver Hentschel. She isn’t the first German from her discipline to pose in the buff for the popular magazine - the hilariously-named Fanny Rinne also did so prior to the Athens Olympiad.

And the best pictures of the ladies can be found at lessclothes.com.

We once hosted a couple of hopeful olympic German soccer players at my old house. One was a goalkeeper who could beat the crap out of me. She took a liking to our swimming pool, especially our diving board. She jumped, jumped, then pow! The diving board broke, following her into the water.

The two were drinkers too, they could outdrink my Pops ... something I didn't think was possible.

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Thank you for proving me wrong my German beauties ... I am thankful for your appreciation of nakedness.

Happy Hump Day

Midway through your week and I bet someone in your office uttered the words, "happy hump day," to you already. That is just as bad as someone proclaiming that you have the "Mondays," like in Office Space.

Well I bring you Kim Kardashian to take your mind off that jackass in your office that you want to punch. She is currently linked to New Orleans Saints running back Reggie Bush for the moment.

Yes, you probably already have seen this broad all over the internet already. And yes, you may be sick of her, or she may disgust you. But my eyes somehow get fixated with her when she is in front of them.

Click here to see her Playboy pictures that I have personally never looked at. Ever.

The over/under on the timetable until she dumps Bush is 3 months. I am taking the under.

Vote For America's Sexiest Sportscaster

Playboy has the second installment of their "America's Sexiest Sportscaster" poll on their website and they are asking America to vote on your favorite babe on the sidelines or in the studio.

This is a tough vote. Pictured here is Jamie Little, who I knew nothing about so I did some image research on her. At first I immediately thought Shana Hiatt should get my vote, but she gets negative points for being married (actually those negative points disappear because she posed for Playboy, that you can view here).

Erin Andrews is as cute as a kitten playing on a naked girl (yes, I have seen this...in a drawing). She has a body that could melt snow in a blizzard.

There is the local girl of southern California in Lindsay Soto, as I get to see her following Lakers and Angels games. She looks too innocent though, so I cannot give her my vote. Points for working with Rex Hudler in the studio though, that must trip her out. Dude acts like he is on the hippie lettuce all the time.

And then there is Rachel Nichols. I remember when I first saw her on ESPN and thinking to myself, "damn, who is that? I normally do not like redheads, but this girl makes funny things happen in my pants." I thought she would not last long with ESPN, but she has been a mainstay and my eyes could not be happier. Negative points for being married, and the way she says, "Rachels Nichols in (wherever she is reporting from)... ESPN," is really annoying. I think it is the way in which she moves her lips, weird.

Jeanne Zelasko is a milf. I remember hearing her on the radio in my area, then saw her on TV and thought it was a shame that they kept her in a radio booth for all those years. Her hair is sometimes crazy during the MLB postgame shows and is pretty boring on air. She is married to Curt Sandoval, a local sports reporter here in the Los Angeles area.

The other ladies are not really my style.

Colleen Dominguez sometimes turns me on... but she has that look to her, you know, that one that says, "don't you dare eff with me." I think she would beat me up in the bedroom.

Hazel Mae gets an automatic disqualification because she works for the New England Sports Network and covers the Boston Red Sox. Gross.

The past candidates are not eligible so that is why you do not see the following on the list: Bonnie Bernstein, Summer Sanders, or Lisa Guerrero.

Why was Suzy Kolber left off the list? She is cute as hell, and Joe Namath gives her the vote of confidence (even if he was drunk):


I used to have a thing for Cindy Brunson from ESPN, but she cut her hair and ruined it for me. It was weird; she used to rock her hair down and then she started always wearing it up. Then one day, it was all gone. Goodbye tingly feeling in my pants. I swear ESPN made her do it because the other female anchors were getting jealous.

Linda Cohn, don't fret, I love you.