Happy Hump Day

Midway through your week and I bet someone in your office uttered the words, "happy hump day," to you already. That is just as bad as someone proclaiming that you have the "Mondays," like in Office Space.

Well I bring you Kim Kardashian to take your mind off that jackass in your office that you want to punch. She is currently linked to New Orleans Saints running back Reggie Bush for the moment.

Yes, you probably already have seen this broad all over the internet already. And yes, you may be sick of her, or she may disgust you. But my eyes somehow get fixated with her when she is in front of them.

Click here to see her Playboy pictures that I have personally never looked at. Ever.

The over/under on the timetable until she dumps Bush is 3 months. I am taking the under.

Happy Hump Day

So I started a new job last week, and to my surprise, no one told me, "happy hump day". I do not know if that is a good or bad thing.

I think the most someone knows about me is that I like the Lakers, and that is because I freaked about Kareem Abdul Jabbar having an office at our building.

Anyway, this week I bring you Brandi Padilla, wife of Boston Celtics star Kevin Garnett. Pretty, pretty girl.

And no, I do not hate Garnett, but his alien head took away from her pretty face in the picture. He is a baller though, and will be in the finals like I predicted. He deserves it, and his wife deserves some camera time on national TV.

Happy Wednesday.

Happy Hump Day!

It is my favorite office saying day, Wednesday, otherwise known as "happy hump day" to those lurkers who stand by your desk for more than 10 minutes trying to talk to you.

Today I bring you Danielle Gamba, former Raiderette for the Oakland Raiders. No, she does not currently date a professional sports player (that I know of), but she has been linked to Oakland A's Nick Swisher. Does it matter though, she is gorgeous.

Her freckles are mesmerizing, I could lose myself in them. I would give up my shoe collection, dvd collection, and Nintendo Wii for a date with this lovely lady. If you know me, that is a lot.

Anyway, she was let go by the Raiders because they found out she had done nude modeling, which you can take a gander at here.

Happy Wednesday!

Happy Hump Day

Today is Wednesday, and you know what that means... people in your office are wishing you a "happy hump day" in honor of being halfway through the week.

This edition of a beautiful sports wife/girlfriend brings us Gisele Bundchen, Victoria's Secret supermodel and Tom Brady's current main squeeze.

I need to somehow find a way to break up their relationship because Brady has been on a tear this year with her being his girlfriend. And who could blame him, I would be ripping everyone apart as well to impress this lady.

Damn I hate Brady.

Click here for the unedited and "not safe for work" edition of the picture.

(*I know the paragraph layout sucks on this entry, but you are thinking about the wrongs things if that is on your mind*)

"Happy Hump Day"

Happy Wednesday to everyone, and a "happy hump day" to you as well!

Oh yeah, I guess it is Halloween as well... but what would you rather have? A beautiful woman or candy that you will never finish eating?

Today's edition of our weekly "happy hump day" is the NBA edition in honor of the season opening up last night.

I bring you Greek supermodel, Aleka Kamila, wife of New Orleans Hornets guard/forward Peja Stojakovic.

Aleka, I know Peja has a bad back, so I can carry you to my bed anytime. Plus, I know Peja smells, he just has that look to him.

Good Morning

Normally I care about the format of my paragraphs against the picture I post, but today is different, it is Wednesday!

And you know what Wednesday means, it is "happy hump day!"

Monday through Friday, you are half way through the week. Two more days until the work week is over.

When anyone that comes up to you today and gives you the office cliche of the "happy hump day," you can smile because of First To Third.

This week I bring you Carmella DeCesare. This girl could be the weekly entry for a whole year with her beauty. Not only that, but her husband means a lot to mean as well.

Her husband is Jeff Garcia, starting quarterback of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and the first string QB on my fantasy team. Many questioned the sexuality of Garcia early in his career, but this is his second Playmate model he has dated. The first one beat him up with a karate kick.

For little boy giggles you can google DeCesare and find her 2004 Playboy pictures on the Internet. No harm done, just appreciating beauty.

So DeCesare, I salute you for being the wife of NFL QB Jeff Garcia. You would not have made the "happy hump day" of First To Third if you were not married to a professional football player.

Jeff Garcia, you lucky man. More power to you, if you ever need a break I can fill in.

Here is to starting your day off right... Cheers.

Halfway To The Weekend...

And you know what that means... time for me to wish you a "happy hump day" on this beautiful Wednesday.

This week's edition of a pretty sports wife is Vanessa Bryant, wife of Los Angeles Lakers Kobe Bryant. It is only fitting that she get some spotlight as well since Kobe has taken over the basketball media once again.

As you can tell for what is on her mind, she will leave Kobe if he is traded out of Los Angeles. Come on, why wouldn't she? She grew up in Orange County (where I still reside) and he obviously needs his own spotlight (I will share it with her). So it would only be fitting that she take my hand after she leaves Kobe.

Wednesday, It Is

It is almost over, and I almost forgot. What did I forget?

To wish you a "happy hump day!" of course, it is Wednesday!

Today I bring you Michelle Damon, wife of New York Yankees Johnny "formerly known as Jesus" Damon.

This is dedicated in the honor of the Yankees bowing out in the divisional series once again. Should be an interesting offseason for the Yankees.

League Championship Series predictions coming tomorrow... and maybe NFL picks if you are lucky. Also, feel good stories for Cleveland Browns receiver Braylon Edwards and Cleveland Indians pitcher Paul Byrd.

Today is Wednesday

So that means I have to wish you a "happy hump day" by giving you a glimpse at a pretty sports wife/girlfriend.
This week we have October Gonzalez, the wife of the Kansas City Chiefs tight end, Tony Gonzalez.

Pretty indeed.

Happy Hump Day!

The cliche office talk of a Monday-Friday job is something I do not miss at all. It can be heard all over the place.
On Monday: "Hey how you doing today?" Answer: "Ugh, it is Monday"
Um yeah, that is why we are here after not seeing each other over the weekend.

On Tuesday: "Hey how you doing today?" Answer: "I am just glad it is not Monday"
Jeez, do you hate Monday that bad? Sounds like a case of the "Mondays"; which brings me to one of the all-time lines in a movie:

Peter Gibbons: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, 'Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays'?
Lawrence: No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.

Office Space. You have to love that the movie captures everything about the Monday-Friday, 8-5. I know I will probably be back to that, but it is always nice to laugh about it.

Now to today's saying: Happy Hump Day!
I am not going to lie, when someone first said this to me when I was a 19-year-old I thought it had to do with having sex on Wednesdays. So I went home after work on Wednesday and made sure I had sex with my girlfriend at the time. Hey, I had to fit in, someone wished me a happy hump day.

Who the hell makes these sayings up?!?
Anyways, every Wednesday I will be posting pictures of hot sports wives/girlfriends in honor of my least favorite office saying. Send in any requests or suggestions.

This week I bring you Joumana Kidd. Yes I know she is divorced; that is why I put my noggin' on his body, err I mean my body.

Oh and another one I loathe: Happy Friday. From every person in the damn office. Ugh, even the UPS dude would tell me that each week.