Weekly Lazy Entry

I guess you can say that the last two weeks have been lazy entries, or you can be politically correct and say there have been no postings in that time.

Fans, I am sorry. Bored souls, sorry that you clicked on here only to find nothing. Haters, I love you.

Anyway, life has been crazy hectic and I am still not caught up, but that is the fun part.

Some of these links are old, but I like to think of them as timeless.

Enjoy, and I promise not to leave you for such a long time again.

- An Oregon high school basketball coach flipped his noodle and assaulted a 17-year-old referee, along with cutting the hand of a female scorekeeper when he slammed his clipboard on it which got him his second technical foul. He set a great example, as angry fans stormed the court as a direct result of his tirade. Stay classy.

- The Jamestown Vikings trashed a hotel because they thought it was owned by the owner of the team;

There has to be some rock stars on that team. I still plan on doing that to an auto shop that busted up my first truck.

- Another day, another Raider arrested. NFL needs its own jail to house all their criminals.

- Former NBA player, and current ESPN "analyst" Jon Barry loves to party away from his wife and children with Jose Cuervo girls.

- Remember I posted the perfectville video that Reebok made for the Miami Dolphins? Well if you disremembered (patent pending, Roger Clemens), it was released after the New York Giants defeated the New England Patriots and was made in commemoration of the 1972 Dolphins and their perfect season... well here is the version that would have been released had the Patriots not choked lost:

Suck it Belichick.

- Annoying arguing on ESPN reverts to name calling, courtesy of John Salisbury:

Screw USC.

- A nine-year-old girl has been banned from her local tennis club after complaints came from her opposition about her grunts. Her favorite tennis player? Maria "master squealer" Sharapova.

- Erin Andrews has a hot backside, just ask this creepy Milwaukee Brewers fan.

Vote For America's Sexiest Sportscaster

Playboy has the second installment of their "America's Sexiest Sportscaster" poll on their website and they are asking America to vote on your favorite babe on the sidelines or in the studio.

This is a tough vote. Pictured here is Jamie Little, who I knew nothing about so I did some image research on her. At first I immediately thought Shana Hiatt should get my vote, but she gets negative points for being married (actually those negative points disappear because she posed for Playboy, that you can view here).

Erin Andrews is as cute as a kitten playing on a naked girl (yes, I have seen this...in a drawing). She has a body that could melt snow in a blizzard.

There is the local girl of southern California in Lindsay Soto, as I get to see her following Lakers and Angels games. She looks too innocent though, so I cannot give her my vote. Points for working with Rex Hudler in the studio though, that must trip her out. Dude acts like he is on the hippie lettuce all the time.

And then there is Rachel Nichols. I remember when I first saw her on ESPN and thinking to myself, "damn, who is that? I normally do not like redheads, but this girl makes funny things happen in my pants." I thought she would not last long with ESPN, but she has been a mainstay and my eyes could not be happier. Negative points for being married, and the way she says, "Rachels Nichols in (wherever she is reporting from)... ESPN," is really annoying. I think it is the way in which she moves her lips, weird.

Jeanne Zelasko is a milf. I remember hearing her on the radio in my area, then saw her on TV and thought it was a shame that they kept her in a radio booth for all those years. Her hair is sometimes crazy during the MLB postgame shows and is pretty boring on air. She is married to Curt Sandoval, a local sports reporter here in the Los Angeles area.

The other ladies are not really my style.

Colleen Dominguez sometimes turns me on... but she has that look to her, you know, that one that says, "don't you dare eff with me." I think she would beat me up in the bedroom.

Hazel Mae gets an automatic disqualification because she works for the New England Sports Network and covers the Boston Red Sox. Gross.

The past candidates are not eligible so that is why you do not see the following on the list: Bonnie Bernstein, Summer Sanders, or Lisa Guerrero.

Why was Suzy Kolber left off the list? She is cute as hell, and Joe Namath gives her the vote of confidence (even if he was drunk):


I used to have a thing for Cindy Brunson from ESPN, but she cut her hair and ruined it for me. It was weird; she used to rock her hair down and then she started always wearing it up. Then one day, it was all gone. Goodbye tingly feeling in my pants. I swear ESPN made her do it because the other female anchors were getting jealous.

Linda Cohn, don't fret, I love you.