Happy Hump Day

Midway through your week and I bet someone in your office uttered the words, "happy hump day," to you already. That is just as bad as someone proclaiming that you have the "Mondays," like in Office Space.

Well I bring you Kim Kardashian to take your mind off that jackass in your office that you want to punch. She is currently linked to New Orleans Saints running back Reggie Bush for the moment.

Yes, you probably already have seen this broad all over the internet already. And yes, you may be sick of her, or she may disgust you. But my eyes somehow get fixated with her when she is in front of them.

Click here to see her Playboy pictures that I have personally never looked at. Ever.

The over/under on the timetable until she dumps Bush is 3 months. I am taking the under.

Happy Hump Day

So I started a new job last week, and to my surprise, no one told me, "happy hump day". I do not know if that is a good or bad thing.

I think the most someone knows about me is that I like the Lakers, and that is because I freaked about Kareem Abdul Jabbar having an office at our building.

Anyway, this week I bring you Brandi Padilla, wife of Boston Celtics star Kevin Garnett. Pretty, pretty girl.

And no, I do not hate Garnett, but his alien head took away from her pretty face in the picture. He is a baller though, and will be in the finals like I predicted. He deserves it, and his wife deserves some camera time on national TV.

Happy Wednesday.

Happy Hump Day

Today is Wednesday, and you know what that means... people in your office are wishing you a "happy hump day" in honor of being halfway through the week.

This edition of a beautiful sports wife/girlfriend brings us Gisele Bundchen, Victoria's Secret supermodel and Tom Brady's current main squeeze.

I need to somehow find a way to break up their relationship because Brady has been on a tear this year with her being his girlfriend. And who could blame him, I would be ripping everyone apart as well to impress this lady.

Damn I hate Brady.

Click here for the unedited and "not safe for work" edition of the picture.

(*I know the paragraph layout sucks on this entry, but you are thinking about the wrongs things if that is on your mind*)

Good Morning

Normally I care about the format of my paragraphs against the picture I post, but today is different, it is Wednesday!

And you know what Wednesday means, it is "happy hump day!"

Monday through Friday, you are half way through the week. Two more days until the work week is over.

When anyone that comes up to you today and gives you the office cliche of the "happy hump day," you can smile because of First To Third.

This week I bring you Carmella DeCesare. This girl could be the weekly entry for a whole year with her beauty. Not only that, but her husband means a lot to mean as well.

Her husband is Jeff Garcia, starting quarterback of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and the first string QB on my fantasy team. Many questioned the sexuality of Garcia early in his career, but this is his second Playmate model he has dated. The first one beat him up with a karate kick.

For little boy giggles you can google DeCesare and find her 2004 Playboy pictures on the Internet. No harm done, just appreciating beauty.

So DeCesare, I salute you for being the wife of NFL QB Jeff Garcia. You would not have made the "happy hump day" of First To Third if you were not married to a professional football player.

Jeff Garcia, you lucky man. More power to you, if you ever need a break I can fill in.

Here is to starting your day off right... Cheers.