Pringle Disappoints Chips Community

Why bother with the first couple of dates when you can get straight to the point?

Penn State point guard Stuart Pringle saw what he liked in the university library and let it all out for a female he took a liking to last Thursday.

Police said Pringle, the team's point guard, sat behind the victim in the stacks section of the library, attempted to start a conversation with the woman and began masturbating.

Do not be quick to judge Pringle, there might be adult comic books in the stacks section of the library.

Nothing turns the ladies on more than masturbating behind them and whispering sweet nothings.

I have a hard enough time getting myself to use the restroom for the good ol' No. Deuce at school - how the hell did Pringle decide to do this?

I guess I applaud how "ballsy" he got on this one... Spring is indeed in the air.

Other members of the chips community could not be reached for comment.

Suck On That Cheerleader Yell Leader

Joe Paterno won his record 23rd bowl game last night after his Penn State Nittany Lions overcame a two touchdown deficit and downed Texas A(and)M, 24-17, at the Valero Alamo Bowl.

It was Paterno's 500th career game, and his 372nd victory, one behind Bobby Bowden for most in major college football.

On Thursday, an Aggies spirit leader yell leader, yelled that Paterno was "on his death bed" and "someone needs to find him a casket."

Here is a video of the rally, and the cheerleaders:


I love how they have their little dances and do not leave the stage until they complete them all. "Yell Leaders," like that is going to save any of their reps of being part of the male species.

JoePa owns all, especially since he still has road rage in him.

(*Excuse the whole (and) in the Texas A(and)M... Blogger is not allowing the and character)

Penn State Fans Show Class

The following is a video of Penn State fans showing some class towards Ohio State fans. And when I say "class" I mean the exact opposite. The Ohio State fans were outnumbered 3-to-120. Turn down your speakers if you are at work, cussing in the video:



What a bunch of idiots. I am sure they would accept being pelted with beers if those Penn State fans visited the Ohio State campus. Oh well, we all know every team has a bunch of bad apples.

What a waste of beer. Rookies.

I originally planned to go to Oakland Coliseum in December with my Colts jersey on when they play the Raiders, but have decided to just wear black after hearing stories from people I know. One person was stabbed, and the other got their rental car destroyed. No thanks.

Anyway, those three guys were smart by sucking up their pride and not retaliating. They would have been destroyed by those fans.

Kudos to a comment on the YouTube about the video: "You can't spell pussy without PSU."