Pringle Disappoints Chips Community

Why bother with the first couple of dates when you can get straight to the point?

Penn State point guard Stuart Pringle saw what he liked in the university library and let it all out for a female he took a liking to last Thursday.

Police said Pringle, the team's point guard, sat behind the victim in the stacks section of the library, attempted to start a conversation with the woman and began masturbating.

Do not be quick to judge Pringle, there might be adult comic books in the stacks section of the library.

Nothing turns the ladies on more than masturbating behind them and whispering sweet nothings.

I have a hard enough time getting myself to use the restroom for the good ol' No. Deuce at school - how the hell did Pringle decide to do this?

I guess I applaud how "ballsy" he got on this one... Spring is indeed in the air.

Other members of the chips community could not be reached for comment.