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A run on sports...

Friday, April 4, 2008

Dwight Howard Left One Out...

Patrick Ewing Jr. had an impressive dunk in last night's State Farm College Slam Dunk Championships.


Dwight Howard better step up his game if Ewing Jr. gets to the NBA.

Just kidding, Howard had the best contest I have seen in years ... perhaps better than Vince Carter, the year that catapulted his career defined his career.

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Thursday, April 3, 2008

Pringle Disappoints Chips Community


Why bother with the first couple of dates when you can get straight to the point?

Penn State point guard Stuart Pringle saw what he liked in the university library and let it all out for a female he took a liking to last Thursday.
Police said Pringle, the team's point guard, sat behind the victim in the stacks section of the library, attempted to start a conversation with the woman and began masturbating.

Do not be quick to judge Pringle, there might be adult comic books in the stacks section of the library.

Nothing turns the ladies on more than masturbating behind them and whispering sweet nothings.

I have a hard enough time getting myself to use the restroom for the good ol' No. Deuce at school - how the hell did Pringle decide to do this?

I guess I applaud how "ballsy" he got on this one... Spring is indeed in the air.

Other members of the chips community could not be reached for comment.

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Tuesday, February 26, 2008

UCLA Deserves A Number 1 Seed


As the NCAA college basketball regular season comes closer to an end I will break down who I think deserves a number 1 seed in the tournament.

Until then, I must say UCLA deserves that distinction, and I will openly say that is a biased opinion because I want to see them play live three miles away at the Honda Center.

I will say it now, the Bruins will make another trip to the Final Four this year in large part to the experience of players like Darren Collison, and the freshman phenom in Kevin Love. But an x-factor is Russell Westbrook.

Westbrook can create his shot just as good as the departed Arron Afflalo, and his intensity on defense is the highest on the Bruins squad. His energy level is the key to the Bruins success, as evidenced in the above video of him sparking his team to a comeback victory over the Oregon Ducks this past weekend.

Dude has some of the best facials this year in NCAA basketball.



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Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Mr. Knight Takes His Sweater To The Cleaners

Bob Knight resigned from his head coaching job at Texas Tech yesterday.

The move, made with at least ten games left in the season, leaves his son as the successor of the squad.

"There's a transition that's going to take place here from me to Pat and I've dwelt on this all year long ... how it would be best for him and for the team and for what we can do in the long run to make this the best thing for Texas Tech," Knight told the Lubbock Avalanche-Journal, which first reported the resignation.

Knight told the newspaper that health concerns did not prompt his decision, but he jokingly added, "I feel better today than I did on Saturday."

He was probably going to retire after the season, but nobody expected him from leaving the school when they still have a chance to make it into March Madness.

I will miss Bob Knight if this is indeed the last we will see of him on the hardwood.

Here are some video gems for you to enjoy, with cussing of course...

Angry motivation speech:


Knight explains the beauty of the word f**k:


Top ten soundbites according ESPN:


"Try to help you young guys in this profession you have chosen that is one or two steps above prostitution." - Knight on journalists. Classic.

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