Weekly Lazy Entry

I guess you can say that the last two weeks have been lazy entries, or you can be politically correct and say there have been no postings in that time.

Fans, I am sorry. Bored souls, sorry that you clicked on here only to find nothing. Haters, I love you.

Anyway, life has been crazy hectic and I am still not caught up, but that is the fun part.

Some of these links are old, but I like to think of them as timeless.

Enjoy, and I promise not to leave you for such a long time again.

- An Oregon high school basketball coach flipped his noodle and assaulted a 17-year-old referee, along with cutting the hand of a female scorekeeper when he slammed his clipboard on it which got him his second technical foul. He set a great example, as angry fans stormed the court as a direct result of his tirade. Stay classy.

- The Jamestown Vikings trashed a hotel because they thought it was owned by the owner of the team;

There has to be some rock stars on that team. I still plan on doing that to an auto shop that busted up my first truck.

- Another day, another Raider arrested. NFL needs its own jail to house all their criminals.

- Former NBA player, and current ESPN "analyst" Jon Barry loves to party away from his wife and children with Jose Cuervo girls.

- Remember I posted the perfectville video that Reebok made for the Miami Dolphins? Well if you disremembered (patent pending, Roger Clemens), it was released after the New York Giants defeated the New England Patriots and was made in commemoration of the 1972 Dolphins and their perfect season... well here is the version that would have been released had the Patriots not choked lost:

Suck it Belichick.

- Annoying arguing on ESPN reverts to name calling, courtesy of John Salisbury:

Screw USC.

- A nine-year-old girl has been banned from her local tennis club after complaints came from her opposition about her grunts. Her favorite tennis player? Maria "master squealer" Sharapova.

- Erin Andrews has a hot backside, just ask this creepy Milwaukee Brewers fan.

Leave Bill Belichick Alone!

You probably have already seen this on the web, but I thought this was pretty amusing; even if it was done by a Patriots fan (who knew they had a sense of humor).

I saw it several days ago and was fighting with myself whether I wanted it on the blog. But I gave in and here we are now.

Give Me Back My Ring!

Roger Goodell handed down the the punishments on the New England Patriots for spying on the New York Jets on Sunday.

The punishment: $500,000 fine for Bill Belichick. $250,000 fine for the Patriots organization. And the loss of draft picks (a first-round pick if they make the playoffs this year, or second and third-round picks if they do not make the playoffs).

Problem is, they will make the playoffs this year, and they have two first-round picks next year (one was acquired in a trade with the San Francisco 49ers). So they will still have a first-round pick next year to fall back on.

The monetary fines are nice, but what about suspending Belichick? The spying should at least cost the Pats a game this year.
And it is too bad that reports have come out stating that the Pats have done this on multiple occasions because now every team is questioning their victories.

Especially the Philadelphia Eagles, who have some members of their team questioning their loss to the Pats at the Super Bowl in 2005.
Not a fun subject to be a part of, for both sides. Donovan McNabb joked that he wanted his ring back, and I doubt was 100% joking.
It is unfortunate because even if it were proven that they did spy in the past, how would you punish them? Could you punish them? Handing their Super Bowl rings over to the loser would not work because a different team could have represented the AFC. What a headache.

Arguments will continue on whether punishment was harsh enough, but the NFL will move forward.

The league and those who spoke out may have also woken a sleeping giant; now the Pats really have something to prove.
All the Pats players will have a chip on their shoulders for the rest of the season to show they did not need to spy to win.

Also, Goodell continues to exhibit he is the right man for the job. He made the right move by visiting Kevin Everett in the hospital yesterday.

Bravo, can't wait for Sunday.

Wednesday Blitz

First let me start by saying how great it is to hear that the Buffalo Bills' Kevin Everett might walk again. Everett's doctor reported that he had voluntary movement of his legs and arms. The doctor stated that it is a great sign to have voluntary movement so soon after a catastrophic injury.
Keep it up Everett, every NFL fan is in your corner.

Looks like our favorite euphoric fitness man has been released by the Tampa Bay Bucs following the results of a urine test.

Despite what was reported on ESPN and what I posted earlier, it looks like Eli Manning is really day-to-day after he took snaps and handed off in practice. It is not determined whether he will start.

If I am Tom Coughlin there is no way I start Manning. If he is actually day-to-day I would let him rest another week to make sure he is healthy enough to perform at his best. Plus, they are not playing a divisional foe this week in the Green Bay Packers. Yes, a win is a win, but wins inside your division are even better.
Of course the Giants player that matters most to me, Brandon Jacobs, my third RB on my fantasy team, is out up to a month with his knee injury.

New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick issued an apology over the spying allegations but did not go very deep into the issue. The only life he showed was when asked about defending LaDainian Tomlinson on Sunday. Good old Belichick always can count on him for a boring interview.

And JaMarcus Russell passed his physical and will start practicing with Da' Raiders! Which makes my Mom happy, so in turn, I am happy.

*Sorry about my photoshop skills, or lack thereof, I used to just eliminate backgrounds for my old job.