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Friday, August 15, 2008

Breaking News: Joey Chestnut Loses



Yardbarker editor Dewey Hammond outdid the human garbage disposal Joey Chestnut. As you may know already, Chestnut is No. 1 in the world of competitive eating. ("Chestnut is number one. His stomach is number one. His lips is number one. His throat is number one.")

Apparently, Chestnut is a lightweight in the weight class that is beer chugging. Kobayashi is laughing somewhere right now ... that is until he looks in the mirror at his silly hair. USA, USA, USA!

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posted by L.J. @ 9:11 PM  

2 Comments:

  • At August 19, 2008 at 1:50 PM , Blogger Dewey said...

    In Joey's defense, he was ready for a rematch immediately. I couldn't have handled another pitcher that quickly.

     

  • At August 19, 2008 at 2:30 PM , Blogger L.J. said...

    Very nice. The fact that both of you put them down that quickly was very impressive.

    I would have been like the Jan and Todd at the beginning of Beerfest ... completely embarrassed in the competition.

    Chestnut is a beast.

     

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