Breaking News: Joey Chestnut Loses

Yardbarker editor Dewey Hammond outdid the human garbage disposal Joey Chestnut. As you may know already, Chestnut is No. 1 in the world of competitive eating. ("Chestnut is number one. His stomach is number one. His lips is number one. His throat is number one.")

Apparently, Chestnut is a lightweight in the weight class that is beer chugging. Kobayashi is laughing somewhere right now ... that is until he looks in the mirror at his silly hair. USA, USA, USA!

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