Takashi And Scholnick Got To USC

Looks like USC Head Coach Pete Carroll has more problems besides having an injured starting quarterback in Mark Sanchez.

It appears as if the boys in burgundy pissed off Revenge of the Nerds stars Takashi and Scholnick, because the Trojans have jock itch.

They are victims of an ailment that has swept through the team during training camp, something that coaches refer to as "a skin irritation."
The players call it "jock itch."
As much as 25% of the team has been affected by the apparent run of tinea cruris, kicker David Buehler estimated. The condition seems to have spread by way of new compression shorts, or tights, worn under their football pants.

Sure, "jock itch," huh? Seems to me like Paris Hilton has been making her rounds at the USC facilities.

I wonder how Ogre has taken the outbreak. One tough dude.

"Looks like salad."