Happy Hump Day

Halfway through your week, it is time to wish you all a "happy hump day" on this second Wednesday of 2008.

How? Really, how do all footballers in Europe get all the beautiful women? And half the time the dudes are caught out with other women at clubs.

This week I bring you Cheryl Cole (aka Cheryl Tweedy), wife of Ashley Cole, a footballer of Barbadian descent who plays for Chelsea.

What is it? I played soccer growing up and into high school, and all the girls were interested in the other football sport players. Maybe I should have moved to England as a young pup, said screw school, and played soccer 24/7.

Then I could have an orgy with 5 hookers and still be the desire of all the women in Europe.