Ugh. Boston.

The only Boston-based major sports team that is not having outstanding success right now is the Boston Bruins, and Ryan Parker has a song in honor of them.

The Red Sox, Celtics, Patriots and even MLS team, Revolution, are at the top of their leagues right now. What the hell. And the fans are like Kyle's dad from South Park when he gets a hybrid car.

Here is a trailer of "Smug Alert":


I actually overheard a dude wearing a Patriots hat sitting several barstools over from me say that he was not a Red Sox fan. What the hell! If you like one, you like all. There is no mixing when it comes to Boston teams. He kept on looking over at me since I was wearing a Colts jersey, probably trying to get me to argue with him about the Pats. Instead I focused on my Marlboro Lights, Newcastle beers, and the lady that was sitting with a group of not-me's in a booth.

Boston fans: you cannot avoid the smug if you only like one Boston team.

Lets just get this year over with so we can move on.