Second Hottest Olympian

There is no way I can disrespect my future baby's mama, Alicia Sacramone, so I am appointing the title of second hottest olympian to Paraguay's Leryn Franco. You can watch her compete in the javelin throw competition which begins on Aug. 19, and make sure you catch her that day because she probably won't get far.

She finished 42nd in the event in Athens. When not playing with long poles, Franco models and competes in pageants. She was runner-up in the 2006 Ms. Paraguay competition.