New York Post = Genius

Jessica Simpson may not have attended the Dallas Cowboys loss to the New York Giants, but the New York Post at least wanted to confuse Tony Romo yesterday.

The Post paid for a Jessica Simpson look-a-like to attend the game yesterday. Lynsey Nordstrom, a 21-year-old nanny from Washington, sat three rows behind the Cowboys bench thanks to The Post, and was the deciding difference in the game.

Okay, maybe she was not the difference, but that was a damn genius idea. I think the whole vacation with Simpson was blown out of the water a little too much, but it made for fun banter to hear from radio, TV, and newspaper personalities. I give the Romo-Simpson relationship a couple more weeks before she hops on the Billy Volek wagon.

Volek took down the defending champion Indianapolis Colts with LaDanian Tomlinson on the sidelines... why would she want to be with a dude who lost to what many consider a lesser Manning? I am sure her dad is on top of this one already and will have her pink Volek jersey ordered late today.

There was no word on whether beer was thrown on her by drunken Cowboys fans after the 'Boys lost yesterday.

Terrell Owens will now go back to bringing up Romo's vacation to the media... wait, I mean cry for Romo because everyone was unfair regarding his getaway with Chestica Simpson. That acting crying job is going to get TO some movie roles in the near future.