Softball Guy Thinks You're Ridiculous

I have never understood flag or touch "football." Neither should be considered football if there is no tackling involved.

Sure, a pigskin is involved and the objective is to score touchdowns, but what is the world's smash-mouth game without laying out an opponent? And the players nerds that play it take it very seriously.

There is this Dim Sum-esque fat boy in my fantasy football league who got bent out of shape when I called him out for playing flag "football." I told him that he shouldn't admit to playing flag football, unless he is talking to a 12-year-old boy, and even then that boy has every right to call him a pussy.

His response? He went on to say that "he wanted to kick my ass ... blah blah blah ... Abercrombie ... he is a real man."

Sure, guy. Keep telling yourself that, your boyfriend might agree with you one day.

Anyway, a south Georgia judge called the cops on a flag footballer player because he claims the "athlete" threatened to hit him.

Lee County Magistrate Judge Jim Thurman was refereeing the game. He claims the player argued with him and threatened him. So, he called police. Thurman claims Hayes tried to hit him, though witnesses told police that's not true.

It doesn't surprise me ... all you have is pussies on a flag football field.

No wonder Jae Kim stood up for his precious flag football.

Softball guy thinks that flag football players are bitches.