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Monday, September 10, 2007

They Should Make Babies Together



Tiger Woods and Roger Federer should find a way to conceive a child together (sorry Thierry Henry, once again left out).
Woods shot a eight-under-par 63 at the BMW championship on Sunday on his way to passing the 75 million-dollar mark in career earnings. The win put Woods at the top of the FedEx Cup standings which will conclude at the Tour Championship, awarding the winner with a 10 million-dollar bonus.

You can pretty much bank Woods on winning that bonus. There are only four players that can beat him out for the prize, which includes Phil Mickelson and Rory Sabbatini (who called Woods "more beatable than ever" this year). I highly doubt Tiger is going to let either of those guys beat him out for that prize. Hell, it won't even be about the money to Woods, its all about proving that he owns those guys.

Oh, and it was also his 60th career PGA win, and now is two away from Arnold Palmer's 62 wins.

And while Woods was matching his lowest career round, Roger Federer won his fourth consecutive U.S. Open. Yes, I said fourth consecutive. Does this guy lose? I mean aside from playing Nadal on clay, Federer does not lose.

His victory kneel was so fake, it actually pained me to see him do it. Come on Federer, act like you have been there before, its not like you haven't.

Anyways, these two gentlemen should go ahead and make a baby together and dominate the world. I mean Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie may have the strength in numbers, but a Federer-Woods child would be the first professional quadruple sport superstar.

Does anyone else find the conclusion of the Gillette commercial creepy? Federer seems to like caressing Woods a little too much. Poor Thierry, no play from the world's top athletes.

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